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THREE JUNES by Julia Glass [Book 39 of 2010]

Welcome to BOOK WEEK 2 everyone! Here’s the dealy: I have 13 more books to read and review for you by December 31 — totally doable; I assure you. So every day this week, I’ll be bringing you my thoughts on a different book. I do think you should thank me for this, b/c you really did dodge a bullet. If not for BOOK WEEK 2, I’d be whinging on about the toils of moving in this space. And we all know how fun it is to hear other people’s moving stories, right? All jokes aside, though, here are my thoughts on THREE JUNES by Julia Glass.

Why I Decided to Read It: Another Altadena Library grab. Now that I’m back to ordering all of my books through the library’s online system again, I’m going to miss the lovely surprises that came with grabbing whatever looked halfway interesting before my daughter got too fussy.

What It’s About: The book has three narrators, the father of three Scottish boys; one of his sons, a gay man who expatriates to New York; and a random American woman, who shares an ex-lover with the gay son.

What Makes It Different: Well, Julia Glass is an American author writing intimately about a Scottish family, mostly from a male POV. The one female narrator only gets to talk for a little bit. Also, this was Glass’s debut novel, and it won the National Book Award.

What I Loved: Well, I picked up this book shortly after traveling to Scotland, so it was a nice change of pace to read something literary, set in one of my favorite countries. Also, I finished the book a couple of months ago, but I’ve been amazed by how the characters have stayed with me. It really is a very intimate novel, and it feels that you know these people inside and out by the time it is through.

What I Didn’t Like: My didn’t-like isn’t quite fair. It’s more of a writing values situation. I’m a big fan of plot and structure. This novel barely bothered with either. It felt like the equivalent of taking a long meandering walk through a very interesting landscape — the only thing is that I hate long and meandering walks. I don’t, in fact, ever walk unless I have somewhere specific to go.

Writing Lessons Learned:

Expats Have More Fun. The longest section in the book belonged to the gay son who moved from Scotland to New York. There is something inherently interesting about characters who grow up on farms relocating to massive cities and vice versa. So if you want to make your character especially interesting, think about plopping her or him down in place totally opposite of the one s/he grew up in.

Read Against Your Values. This is basically the exact opposite of a book I would have written. It’s character-driven, it meanders, and it revolves around the kind of people I would never get along with in real life: a dog-trainer, a son who uses his inheritance to open a wildly-successful, bird-centered bookstore. And the one person I did really want to hear more about, the frustrated female painter, who still hasn’t told her Greek boyfriend that she’s pregnant gets decidedly short shrift. But it’s good to read an opposite book from time to time in my opinion, because by saying, “I would never have written it that way,” you truly discover what kind of writer you are. For example, I know that I’m a plot-driven because I’ve read (and have been frustrated with) so many character-driven novels.

Write Outside of Yourself. Often when people ask if my main character, Davie Jones, is based on me, I answer that “No, she’s much more interesting.” There’s nothing wrong with fictionalizing yourself, but I’d argue that if you, like me, have a short attention span and also enjoy making discoveries about your characters as you charge forward with your plot, writing about someone wholly different from yourself is way more interesting and fun.

To Whom Would I Recommend This Book: The Reading Upperclass, People Who Watch PBS All Day, People Who Preferred the Old NPR, People With Long Attention Spans.

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The Real Reason That I Love STAR WARS So Very Much

A lot of you might question my continued love of a trilogy which I’ve only seen three times. If you’re not familiar with the Star Wars fanverse, that’s the equivalent of confessing that you’re completely in love with a person that you’ve only glimpsed once from afar. Most Star Wars Fans can’t count how many times they’ve seen the original trilogy and these fans, would say that I’m not a “true fan,” b/c I not only did I only watch each movie in the original trilogy 2-3 times a piece, but I also haven’t seen the original trilogy since my childhood. Yes, I’m actually admitting to not having rewatched Star Trek since I stopped rewatching movies when I was 18. It’s been over 20 years since I’ve seen Episodes IV, V, or VI.

Yet, I love the original trilogy. Why? Two words: deep nostalgia. As I’ve mentioned here before, I grew up with a nerd mom, back when a lot of people didn’t have nerd moms. She was an accountant — and she really liked working with numbers. She wore big glasses, and her one attempt at contacts went so badly that she gave up on them after a week and never tried them again, even after soft contacts came out. She was weirdly unfashionable. She had several environmental and food allergies. She got me a generic Transformer for my birthday one year. She loved Star Trek, Dark Shadows, and Dr. Who. She adored books — allowing my sister and me to read whatever we wanted with the belief that if we were old enough to pick it out at the library, then we were old enough to read it. And she really, really, really loved movies. A lot of movies that other people my age saw on video and TV, I saw in movie theaters, including the Rated-R stuff like Risky Business and Revenge of the Nerds.

There is this one Saturday that my sister and I can’t talk about anymore, b/c it makes us cry: Mom took us to swimming class in the morning, then we went to see THE LAST STARFIGHTER at the dollar show. Then we went to free swim at the Y. Then we had fried chicken for lunch. Then we went to see BACK TO THE FUTURE. Then we got takeout from a now-defunct place called Godfather’s Pizza. Then we came home and watched SPLASH on cable. This, in my sister and my opinions, was nothing less than the perfect day, and it will always rank in our Top Ten Mom Memories.

But back to Star Wars. I was six when STAR WARS: Return of the Jedi came out. My sister was four. Neither of us had ever seen the other two movies, but our local first-run movie theater hosted showings of the first two STAR WARS in the trilogy in the weeks leading up to its release. So we ended up seeing both movies on back-to-back weekends. Then watching Return of the Jedi on opening weekend. I remember my mom and dad being so excited about the showing, because Billy Dee Williams was going to have an even bigger role in this episode. It was so crowded at the movie theater that I had to sit with my father and my sister had to sit with my mother in separate rows. Afterwards we talked about how much we loved the Ewoks and how cool Billy Dee was. Another great memory that I’ll treasure always.

So no, I haven’t actually seen the original trilogy in over 20 years, not just because I don’t believe in rewatching movies or rereading books anymore, but also because there’s something to be said for perfect movie memories. Why sully them with possible nostalgia-shattering rewatchings?

My mother didn’t live to see episodes I, II, and III. Some nerds would say that’s a good thing, but I can’t say for sure whether she would have liked them or not. Like many people whose parents die much earlier than expected, I didn’t quite realize how curious my mother was until she was gone. Now I have a lot of questions, like, “Hey, mom, why did you love sci-fi so much? Did you actually like all of these movies that you took us to see or were you just a cinephile?” And so on…

But anyway this is actually a Procrastinate on This! that went so long that I had to turn it into my daily blogumn. I was trying to explain why the below video made me both laugh and rather unexpectedly cry. I just wish they had let a mom participate. Hey, we moms love STAR WARS, too!

The Tricky Question of Dolls

My daughter, Betty, has been throwing fits lately when I put her hair in two puffs. She cries and kicks and acts as if I’m torturing her. Part of me, wants to say, “You want to talk about painful kid? Try get your hair pressed with an iron hotcomb, and having your mom slip and burn your ear! Until you’ve had hot grease sizzling on your scalp, do not even try to act like I’m even halfway hurting you — which BTW, I’m not. You’re just tender-headed and acting a straight fool.”

Sadly, Betty only has a two-word vocabulary and isn’t quite ready for the tried and true method of comparing your old-timey childhood to your child’s relatively easy one. So I did some research, and the internets suggested modeling the activity on a doll, so that your child can be made to understand that it’s fun to not leave the house looking a hot mess.

Simple enough solution, but now here comes the question of what kind of doll to get. This is where being the mother of a biracial kid gets a bit tricky. My MIL purchased a stuffed white baby doll for her last Christmas, and I counterbalanced it with a stuffed black baby doll. Betty likes both dolls. She sleeps with the black one and plays with the white one in her playpen. However, this got me to wondering if I’d just have to buy her two dolls at every stage of the development game, one black and one white so that she doesn’t think that one is better than the other. Also, neither a black nor a white doll is great for the hair modeling business. I assume that this doll should at least look a little bit like her.

So I started putting some research into purchasing a biracial doll for Betty, and I found quite a few blog posts by frustrated moms of biracial daughters, looking for the same thing but only able to find pricey wonders like this $100 doll. And quite a few of these posts were from 2010. Sigh…

Got any thoughts, advice, or solutions? I could use the help.

The Importance of Being Nice

For the most part I agree with this Seth Godin post, in which he says that it doesn’t matter if people like you, only that they like your work.

In many ways being a writer is great, b/c it doesn’t matter if I’m boring or nerdy or awkward, people are either going to like 32 CANDLES or they won’t.

However, when I read this Godin post, I was reminded of two authors who I met in college when I was young. They were both great writers, and they were both snobby, condescending, and flat-out rude. That was a decade and a half ago. Before meeting them I loved their work. I haven’t read a thing they’ve written since.

Don’t get me wrong. I adore characters, and as I’ve said before, I love mean women. But by being particularly rude to me when I was a student, these two authors lost about forty bucks in royalties each, because I’m never, ever going to buy another one of their books. That’s not a lot, no. But I’ve met quite a few people since that day who have also been treated rudely by these two people. Now those royalty losses are adding up.

One of these authors is still thriving, and the other is struggling and often rants about the “lazy reading public” and the “publishing industry.”

I often think about these two authors as I go about my day-t0-day business. When I get mad about some minor customer service infraction or social insult, I remind myself that everyone I meet is a potential reader. I can either express my displeasure and lose $40 or be patient and possibly gain $40. Weirdly enough, when I think about it that way, I’ve found my patience grow by leaps and bounds. I’m cheap and I don’t like playing around with my money. It’s actually really easy to be nice, much harder to pay a possible $40 penalty to be mean.

So though, I don’t think it’s necessary to go out of one’s way to get people to like you, but I also don’t think that one should put any energy into into doing or saying unnecessarily mean things IRL.

Then again, maybe I’m wrong about all of this. I mean, look at Kanye West. But then again, Kanye West used to be way nicer than he is now. Some might say he did it exactly right. He didn’t start turning off fans with his IRL behavior until he could afford it.

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FaN Notes: November 15-19, 2010

I’ve had a pretty amazing week in that I gave my last book event speech of 2010, finished the second draft of THE AWESOME GIRLS GUIDE TO DATING EXTRAORDINARY MEN, received fantastic baby news from my copy editor/friend, began a new project (which I’ll tell you about after it’s done), and hit my pre-maternity weight (though it’s rather disturbingly been distributed in all new places). But enough about me, let’s break open our even more terrific week at FaN:

1. As I’ve mention many times before, 32 CANDLES is a failed NaNoWriMo challenge. So I found it all sorts of interesting to hear from Gudrun, who actually met her 50,000 wd goal a year after she did so. Also, Amy Robinson, you’re a rock star, b/c I didn’t even make it to the halfway point.

Mmm! Pumpkin Spice Cookies. Click on the pic to get the easy-peezy recipe.

2. I made it a whole two days depending on LA transportation, before using $600 of the $3000 dollars I moved to LA with to buy a beater. Kelly is way more intrepid than I am.

3. Joe Rusin made me think that there might be an interesting documentary in visiting movie landmarks located outside of LA. Who knew about those dinosaurs from PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE???

4. The writer in me wonders what the world would be like if everyone were asexual like Dr. Miro’s advice seeker this week. Hmm….

5. Kelli Bielema is a better woman than I. I’d let all of my teeth rot in my mouth if I was immune to novocaine.

THE HUNDRED THOUSAND KINGDOMS by N.K. Jemisin [Book 38 of 2010]

So a little bit of housekeeping before I get into this week’s book review.  Alas, no DEAR THURSDAY next week due to Thanksgiving. Also, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, I have more book reports due than weeks left in the year, so it looks like we’re going to have to do another BOOK WEEK, so that I can catch up on my 52 Books in 52 Weeks challenge. I’m not complaining. BOOK WEEK 1 was so much fun, and now we’re putting aside the week after Thanksgiving for BOOK WEEK 2, so do, do, do come back for that. Meanwhile here are my thoughts on THE HUNDRED THOUSAND KINGDOMS by N.K. Jemisin.

Why I Decided To Read It: You know how on Amazon, they’re always telling you if you like this book, then you’ll also like this other book. Well, according to Amazon if you like my favorite book of the year, WHO FEARS DEATH, then you’ll also like THE HUNDRED THOUSAND KINGDOMS. Also it’s black sci-fi written by a woman, which sadly doesn’t happen very often, so yeah, I downloaded it immediately.

What’s It About: Yeine, the biracial daughter of a barbarian father and a mother from her world’s most privileged society is called back to her mother’s kingdom ostensibly to compete with her two cousins to become the heir ftoor her grandfather’s throne. While there, she meets then Enfada (sorry if I’m spelling this wrong, that’s the problem w/ audiobooks), a group of gods who have been enslaved by her grandfather’s kingdom and used as weapons. The father of all these gods, Nahadoth, is pretty much hot sex on a platter.

What Makes It Different: I’ll just refer you back to the “What’s It About” paragraph.

What I Loved: First of all, yay world-building. It was fascinating to get a world from the ground up. Also, I loved that the gods didn’t share any kind of moral code with the humans. They’re all polysexual, which you don’t see very often.

What I Didn’t Like: As with Orson Scott Card novels, there’s definitely an action vs. conversation issue. It feels like we’re watching Yeine have a series of conversations as opposed to living the plot. Lucky for me, the characters are so well-imagined, that these conversations held my interest. Also, the audio reader’s voice wasn’t nearly epic enough for the story she was telling. I found myself wishing that I had read (as opposed to listened) to the book.


Writing Lessons Learned:

You Have No Friends. There’s a certain tension that can be gained by introducing a character into a place where she knows no one. In this case, I start to feel paranoid for poor Yeine and stay completely on her side throughout the novel. Like her, I wondered who she could possibly trust. This was a great way to keep the audience in the characters shoes.

Establish Questions, Then Answer Them. I really enjoyed the relatively simple structure of this book. The first half is spent establishing plot questions (i.e. who killed Yeine’s mother? Why was she really called to her grandfather’s kingdom? Can the gods who ally with her be trusted?), while the second half is spent answering those questions. It reminded me that a good way to drum up suspense is to simply establish a bunch of questions that the main character needs to answer.

Ye gods! As I’ve said several times this year already, I love when an author takes a hoary trope and finds a way to do something new with it. Jemisin’s gods are fascinating and well worth the price of admission to read this book.


To Whom Would I Recommend This Novel: Feminists, Greek Scholars, People Who Loved THE TUDORS (seriously this book has a TON of court drama), Obama (might put Congress in perspective for him).

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Always Have Another Project Waiting [I’ll rest when I’m dead]

Back when I was writing plays, I used to come down with the worst case of post-show depression. You’re working, working, working and then suddenly you’re … not. I’d feel adrift and sad that the show had come to an end. And when I say I’d get depressed, I mean crying in the car on the way to my dead-end job depressed. Complaining about it to friends and family alike. Wallowing in episode after episode of THE WIRE and thinking that the world just wasn’t a very good place depressed.

Well, my book tour just ended for good on Monday. I’m no longer traveling to glamorous cities, meeting loads of new people, or reconnecting with friends I haven’t seen in ages. And I’m not depressed. Why not? Well a few years ago I struck upon the perfect solution for the post-project blues:

Simply, begin another project.

I launched Fierce and Nerdy just as I was finishing up the copy edits on 32 CANDLES. And now that I’m thisclose to being done with the beta draft of THE AWESOME GIRLS GUIDE TO DATING EXTRAORDINARY MEN and my book tour, we’re moving house. And then we’re taking a vacation. And then we’re starting work on a second baby. To the outside world, this may look a little insane. Why schedule so many big projects so close together? But you know what? I don’t get post-project blues anymore.

So if you’re currently doing something like NaNoWriMo or some other big endeavor, I suggest that you schedule something super-big for December 1st. Begin a new novel. Take on a project you’ve been meaning to tackle for a while now. Volunteer somewhere. But whatever you do, don’t take that time to “rest.” Resting, as tempting as it sounds, will only depress you.

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The Beta Reader Draft

So sorry about skipping out yesterday. I’m a full month behind on my beta reader draft, and yesterday I had my last book event of the Fall, possibly of the year (but we’re working on something at Writing Pad for December, so maybe not). Either way, it occurs to me that I should talk about my beta reader draft as a refresher for our long time readers and an introduction for our newer readers.

Basically, my process can be summed up like this. Working with my writing exchange partner, I type up a rough draft, then I let the manuscript rest for a month or two while I do something else. Then I do a huge, deep-clean rewrite. Then I immediately turn around and do a relatively quick beta reader draft. And that’s the draft we’re going to talk about today.

Ostensibly my beta reader draft is the draft that I’m going to send off to my editor, but before I do that, I do a quick read-and-dash rewrite and send it off a chapter at a time to one or two beta readers.

My beta readers are not editors or really anyone who is involved in the publishing industry in anyway whatsoever. They are normal people who read and they’re stand-ins for “my ideal audience.” For example, I wouldn’t ask my husband to beta read my women’s fiction b/c he’s not representative of the audience I’m going after with women’s fiction. But I did send my sister a copy of 32 CANDLES before I sent it off to my manuscript editor.

And now both she and my BFF are in the process of reading my chapter-by-chapter rewrite of THE AWESOME GIRLS GUIDE TO DATING EXTRAORDINARY MEN. I do this for two reasons:

1)   Writitng is a lonely business and it’s nice to bring a fresh pair of eyes to the process.

2)   I need the compliments – they will power me through my next rewrite. When I’m feeling like I can’t write, wondering why I ever thought I could in the first place, then the warm fuzzy glow of my beta reader’s comments guides me through the dark tunnel of doubt. My manuscript editor isn’t about the compliments; she’s about the edits. So hearing from one or two lay people who like and appreciate my work with only a few measly notes is one of the best ways to get through a process that feels a lot like writing inside vacuum.

I’m very insistent that my beta reader(s) not be in the industry, but I know quite a few authors who use other authors and/or someone with an editing background as their beta readers. For example, Tabitha King is Stephen King’s beta reader, and I’ve been asked by a few colleagues for notes on what I would call a beta draft. But either way, I’ve noticed that a lot of writers tend to have beta readers, so if you’re a first-time novelist, do consider who you might ask to beta read your book.

EX MACHINA by Brian K. Vaughn [Book 37 of 2010]

So I was thinking the other day that it’s been a while since I reviewed a graphic novel. And then when I heard the news that one of my favorite graphic novel series of all time, Y: THE LAST MAN, might get converted into a television series, that reminded me that I still hadn’t posted my thoughts on the first volume of his other graphic novel series, EX MACHINA, which I read (haha) while on book tour in Washington D.C. You’ll see why this is funny in just minute here….

Why I Decided to Read It: I happened upon a comic book shop while leaving Union Station, I decided to inquire after HELL HOUSE by Ryan Dixon and Chad Feehan, b/c (ahem!) customer inquiries are one of the many ways we readers can make sure book and comic book stores take notice of our favorite reads. Dixon’s and Feehan’s graphic novel wasn’t out yet (as I already knew, of course), but I needed something to read on metro, so I asked the guy behind the counter to make a suggestion. After receiving my like list, he suggested EX MACHINA by Brian K. Vaughn.

What It’s About: A superhero with the power to “speak” to machines decides to run for office and ends up actually becoming the Mayor of New York!

What Makes It Different: Obviously you’ve never heard that storyline before, right? Also, his chief of staff is a black man with locs.

What I Loved: It’s so funny that this was written pre-Obama, because basically it deals with someone coming into office with a superhero reputation and the best of intentions and finding out that politics is just about the dirtiest, grimiest, most corrupt, and let’s face, mind-numbingly stupid profession that you can get into. It really gets the disillusionment that comes with actually winning a big election. Also, the mystery rocks.

What I Didn’t Like: I have a real problem with foreshadowing. I just love it, and when I get notes back from my manuscript editor, it usually includes a list of all the forecasts I need to take out of my story. Brian K. Vaughn basically has the same problem with EX MACHINA. He keeps flashing forward to the future, in which we see that our hero is now a broken and bitter man. It’s great the first time, but then he keeps on doing it and it begins to feel like a waste of time.

Writing Lessons Learned:

Add Color: This kind of goes both ways. One of the things that kind of bothers me out about 32 CANDLES is that there aren’t any significant characters who aren’t black — actually there was one guy but he got cut. In the case of EX MACHINA, I think a lot of writers would have just gone with the high-concept nature of the piece and would have been fine with an all-white cast. But by making the mayor’s chief of staff a brother with locs and his mentor a crazy Russian, he really added color to the piece. It reminded me that when it comes to your supporting cast, making someone important another race and/or nationality really does make your story sing — and attracts a wider audience.

Fantasy Meets Real Life: I can’t stress how much I love this concept. It reminds me that doing the opposite of a popular plot makes for really interesting and fresh storytelling. For example, we’ve all heard about the ordinary person being put in a fantasy situation. Harry Potter, Spiderman, Bella from Twilight — but how about the opposite? If a superhero can do an IRL job, how cool would it be to see a wizard, mutant, or vampire have to struggle along in an IRL job — oh wait, just remembered that there is a fantastic graphic novel that hits is exactly that last plot idea. It’s called LIFE SUCKS, it’s about vampire working in a convenience store, and it rocks. Hard.

Put Career and Mystery in conflict: A great way to create tension and conflict is to pull your main character in two completely different high-stake directions. In this book, the new mayor has to convince an artist to take down her really controversial painting and figure out who’s blowing up snow plow drivers during a blizzard. Brilliant! This also makes me think of a bonus writing lesson…

Add inclement weather: Any high-stakes situation is going to made even high-stakier with inclement weather. Seriously, have a sequence that doesn’t feel dramatic enough? Just add weather. That’ll get it going.

To Whom Would I Recommend This Graphic Novel: Politicians, Government Workers, People Who Miss The West Wing, People With Locs Who Work A Desk Job, Anyone Thinking Of Going Into Politics Someday

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